Love Mike G

Please, hold the bacn…

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

It seems as if yet another buzzword has slipped into the already overflowing bucket of marketable slop that pollutes my beloved industry.
“Bacn” is a word for all of the semi-solicited email you receive from the various accounts you hold with online companies and services. Unlink spam, it is legitimate email sent specifically to you; but […]

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A Divine Framework

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

<?php

ini_set(‘display_errors’, ‘true’);

interface God {
        public function bless(Human $who);
        public function heal(Human $who);
        public function save(Human $who);
}

class Human {
        public $name;
        public $health = 0;
        public $abundance = 0;
        public $saved = […]

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