Love Mike G

A Divine Framework

<?php

ini_set('display_errors', 'true');

interface God { 
        public function bless(Human $who);
        public function heal(Human $who);
        public function save(Human $who);
}

class Human { 
        public $name;
        public $health = 0; 
        public $abundance = 0;
        public $saved = false;

        public function __construct($name) {
                $this->name = $name;
        }

        public function __toString() {
                $out = "Hello there. I am $this->name. ";

                if($this->health > 0) {
                        $out .= "I am healthy. ";
                }
                else {
                        $out .= "I am sick. ";
                }

                if($this->abundance > 0) {
                        $out .= "I am abundant. "; 
                }
                else { 
                        $out .= "I am poor. ";
                }

                if($this->saved) {
                        $out .= "I am going to Heaven!!";
                }
                else {
                        $out .= "I am screwed.";
                }

                return $out;
        }

        public function __destruct() {
                echo $this->__toString();
        }
}

class JesusChrist extends Human implements God {
        public $health = 100; 
        public $abundance = 100;
        public $saved = true; // duh
        public static $savedCount = 0;

        public function bless(Human $who) {
                $who->abundance++;
        }

        public function heal(Human $who) {
                $who->health++;
        }

        public function save(Human $who) {
                $who->saved = true;
                self::$savedCount++;
        }

        public function __toString() {
                $out = parent::__toString();
                return $out . 'And I have brought '.self::$savedCount.' people back to God.';
        }
}

$JC = new JesusChrist('Jesus Christ');

$me = new Human('Mike G.');
$you = new Human('Daniel W.');
$other = new Human('John D.');

$JC->save($me); 
$JC->bless($me);
$JC->heal($me);

$JC->save($you);
$JC->bless($you);
$JC->heal($you);

// Then we die and our destructors are called...

?>

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